Other crap that’s called "news"

SocialiteLife.com:  Bradley Cooper looking hot and buff in a suit

DailyMail.co.uk:  Ben Affleck looking buff not in a suit

TMZ.com:  Bieber’s alleged attempted robbery

PolicyMic.com:  Shocking pics of football players kissing their significant others

NYDailyNews.com:  NYC is ready for a Godzilla attack

Jezebel.com:  Pissed off pomeranian walks on two legs after bad haircut