Le Gay Agenda Blog for this Monday May 19th, 2014!

In today’s episode of, We know you are! Oh, no we’re not! The U.S. accused Communist China of hacking into American nuclear, metal, and solar companies to acquire trade secrets. This is nothing new as the Chinese have for years been accused of also attempting to steal America’s military technology. China’s response;  Na-ah! That’s absurd! Although the U.S. has charged five Chinese military officers with spying, Washington officials admit they have no clue what to do about spying vs. cheap Chinese slave labor.

In other “What the hell do we do?” news. A federal judge ordered the recognition of over 1,000 same-sex marriages in Utah, and Oregon’s ban on same-sex marriage was lifted but what the hell do we do about the other states with pending same-sex marriage cases? If Conchita Wurst can speed same-sex marriage in her country of Austria, then may she can also loosen the britches of the Bible Belt. I say we start with those Benham Brothers!

Meanwhile, new polls show that voting, Democrats, they’re just not into that this year! The “He Hasn’t Done Anything” syndrome seems to have taken hold of Democratic voters this year and even President Obama admits he’s not so into it either. Republicans are confidently running on the trifecta of Benghazi, Obamacare, and IRS, otherwise known as B.O.I, or; "Yeah B.O.I., 2016!”

Yesterday, Republican National Committee Chair, Reince Priebus unveiled the Republican campaign to court women voters by attacking Hillary on her age and her health. Yes, they really do have it in for grandma!

On a final note, no, it wasn’t the pot Marco Rubio, that really was Michael Jackson!