DListed.com: Frozen came out on November 17, 2013, so most of us have suffered through 175 days of “Let it gooooo, Let it gooo-ooooh” fucking its way through our ear tunnels over and over and over again. The message of the song is to “let it go,” but that message is not penetrating into the brains of radio stations, iTunes radio, your local Walgreens, every child on earth, every parent on earth, your drunk friend sitting next to you in a cab, the lady in the Prius in the next lane over and pretty much everybody else but us (I’m assuming you’re with me, but if you’re not, you’re against me and it’s fucking war). “Let It Go” is the “My Heart Will Go On” of 2013 and 2014. And it’s only getting worse.
If you walked into any mental hospital and asked someone who works there what is the number one reason why patients are locked up and put in a padded room, they’ll tell you the number one reason is that they were exposed to too much “Let It Go.” Something must be done! “Let It Go” must be let go already. This anti-Let It Go pussy with green light saber eyes gets it and is leading the fight.
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