Thursday, March 27, 2014

What Broke Up Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin?



According to Britain’s Daily Mail, it looks like the culprits were an obsession with Kabbalah and kale and me having been someone that at one time was seeing a Kabbalah-ist, Chris, my man; I understand!

All the stuff about “un-consciously uncoupling” sounds like the Kabbalah “Teacher” had way too much input into their relationship!

The Kabbalah teacher is like having Jesus intervening in your relationship, except, the Kabbalah Teacher is a real person that is also at the same time trying to sell you Kabbalah classes and Kabbalah merchandise so you can ascend to a higher consciousness you can never reach so you must purchase more while living Kabbalah life!



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