Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Nick Jonas: Manscaping and playing crotchball with Ryan Seacrest

Nick Jonas dropped by "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" this morning and found himself getting more than he bargained for. His much talked about crotch was commandeered for a game of "Crotch Ball" that had a distinctive air of truth or dare to it. As Gossip Cop notes: "The rules were simple. Seacrest attempted to throw a ball through a hoop that was attached to Jonas’ waist (above his crotch). If he missed, the “Jealous” singer had to perform a dare.”

Jonas was quite adept at moving his crotch as needed. However, no doubt trying to force a dare, Seacrest threw a wild shot that Jonas' crotch couldn't handle. The result? He had to shave his chest. Well, a part of it at least. As Jonas prepared to shave a swatch of his naturally hairy chest, Seacrest turned the conversation to Jonas' hair down there:

“Do you manscape anything else? You manscape.” Jonas responded coyly, “Sometimes. I don’t do everything.” Seacrest exclaimed, “Nick Jonas shaving his chest. This is something I just dream about."



Holy, Superman! Henry Cavill steps up as the Man of Steel

Batfleck has been getting all the press along with instruction on how to catch a glimpse of the Affleck penis in Gone Girl.

To this I say it’s time for Henry Cavill, Man of Steel, to step it up!



Keep your hands where we can see them! Nick Jonas sex scene and his ‘How to’ crotch grab vid!

No more purity rings for the JoBro! Here’s Nick Jonas' first sex scene from the MMA drama, Kingdom. More to come (pun intended), from the DirecTV show. Of course what follows is the rating on his performance and I have to agree!

In case you needed those Disney Mouse House lessons on ‘How to’ crotch grab, Nick explains via a tutorial:

20 Years Ago Today, Pedro Zamora of MTV’s The Real World: San Francisco Died


Pedro Zamora, the activist who put a face to AIDS for millions of young Americans via MTV's The Real World: San Francisco, died 20 years ago today of progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy, the previously (and once again) rare brain disease that took the lives of so many. Zamora's commitment ceremony with his boyfriend, Sean Sasser, was the first in television history. The couple first met at the 1993 March On Washington. Sasser died last year of mesothelioma. Pedro Zamora's time on the national stage was far too brief, but his impact on this country's perception of LGBT people, HIV and people living with AIDS remains.






Sen. Rand Paul: Hillary is an old broad!

"I think all the polls show if she does run, she’ll win the Democrat nomination. But I don’t think it’s for certain. It’s a very taxing undertaking to go through. It’s a rigorous physical ordeal, I think, to be able to campaign for the presidency." - Sen. Rand Paul speaking to Politico. Even Fox News has slammed Paul for the remark. Today Fox host Neil Cavuto denounced the attack on Clinton's age, pointing out that she would be the same age as Reagan was on inauguration day. Cavuto added that Paul did his potential candidacy "damage with that condescending swipe.’


Sam Smith on Coming Out: 'My Aim Is to Tell People How Good It's Been for Me'

Out Magazine named Sam Smith as one of the Out 100 of the year. The “Stay With Me” singer opened up about his coming out experience:

"My aim is to tell people how good it’s been for me so that, hopefully, gay men or parents with gay children can look at my story and think, 'Wow, that’s how it should be. That’s what we can work towards.' That’s been my whole motive -- to not make it a talking point. My music should be a talking point. My voice should be a talking point," Smith tells the magazine.




The Real Slim Shady: Eminem inexplicably goes after Lana Del Rey

Billboard.com: Eminem vs. Women: 13 Ladies He's Bashed in Raps

It’s on again, from Britney, to Christina! Lana Del Rey is the latest to get the Real Slim Shady treatment. The 42-year-old rapper freestyles about punching Lana Del Rey in the face twice.


If you must watch, the freestyle also goes on about Anderson Cooper, anal sex, and a tuba

"But I may fight for gay rights, especially if they dyke is more of a knockout than Janay Rice/Play nice? Bitch I’ll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice in broad daylight in the plain sight of the elevator surveillance/’Til her head is banging on the railing, then celebrate with the Ravens'